What's in the mags?

Brangelina finally getting married!!!

After only 6 kids! They did say they would only get married when everyone in the whole world could equally do so... And Obama did state in favour of gay marriage. So yeah I guess that counts as the whole world... Don't mind us! 
Please please let their be a family portrait published all dressed up, if not leaked.

R-Patz and K-Stew drama

Sooo apparently, the Robster has still not seen or discussed the cheating scandal with Kristen but they are speaking super briefly everyday to make sure they are still alive considering the intense circumstances they would be under from the media...

Could all be a scam though, which seems unlikely as they are both so media shy (and considering how disconnected she usually is with the tabloids, it's weird she released a public statement about it...) And, why is she making it so obvious in broad daylight kissing some dude? (Some super sexy direct dude might I add. Shit, and married!) Also I heard on the radio though that the pap who took the pics offered to sell them to Kristen (for quite a lot of money I'm guessing) instead of to the papers but she refused. 

Guess there's a good reason all those boring people don't mix business with pleasure...

Some cute pics to make us sad:

Oh, hello there sexy married director man...

Oh fuck, really screwed up there. He didn't even come through with the goods....

Blake Fielder-Civil on life support!

Amy's ex-husband has come close to dying from a drug and alcohol binge. He was found choking on his own vomit in his bed and is said to have "swallowed his tongue". Rank!

Amy's dad has been tweeting about it saying: "Terrible news about Blake this morning. Remember Amy loved him. Let's pray for his recovery", "It looks like Blake is going to get through this. That's good news" and "I am not supporting Blake but I am praying for his recovery". Good man.

Didn't know that Blake now also has a baby boy with girlfriend Sarah Aspin.

I fucking love Amy xxxxx

Rihanna discusses Chris is new Oprah clip 'The Next Chapter'

"It was embarrassing ... It was humiliating"
"I lost my best friends"
"It's amazing how lonely you can feel"

Old pics (fuck I wish he never did that - they looked adorable together)

This one was the night it happened... Chris was already boiling...

I'm gonna watch the video myself now. Over n out babes!